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Much like how The Hurt Locker was released in 2008 but swept the 2009 Academy Awards, expect Robot Unicorn Attack, a game without an audience in 2009, to dominate all gaming awards in 2010. The full review explains why this is GOTY front runner, at least until Mario Galaxy 2 comes out. [More]

The bonus soundtrack selection is cute. The sleeve art is cute. The vocal tracks don't have the slight WAV-error crackle I keep hearing in all the MP3 rips I used to find on the interweb. The reversible boxart is sexy-cute, ditching all those back-cover description stuff in favor of a girl in a trash-bag dress. I can almost see her naked. Good job, XSEED. I recommend these non-game tangibles to everyone. [More]

Pokemon Ranger? More like, Pokemon Crap Game. [More]

Mike does not have the Wii. But Mike goes to GameStop a lot, and always plays the Wii demo unit for at least half of his visit. The GameStop employees can’t do anything about him, especially when Mike is “reviewing” a new Wii game. [More]

Welcome to 1985. There's a new Mario game out, it involves running around and jumping through levels. Has this game changed in 2009? Yes. They've added New to the title. It's new alright, a new way to rip people off. The game takes a step backwards from the original Mario, Nintendo forgot how to u... [More]

Cockatoo Island, Sydney. I was lucky enough to be invited to a special preview of Monster Hunter Tri held by Nintendo Australia. Here's how it went down. Everyone invited met up at Circular Quay as per directions on the invitation, but nobody really knew what to expect. We knew we were headed to Coc... [More]

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Kart Racer is a pretty self explanatory name. You race karts. This game attempts to bring to life the simulation aspect of kart racing on Wii, there are no banana peels or explosions here, just braking points and racing lines. It has good intentions, but the execution gets a bit messy. You've got ... [More]

Toot toot! The Zelda train is here with a new game. So what's new in Spirit Tracks? Click here to find out. [More]